Dry White Toast

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Step 1- head to the supermarket and purloin 1 loaf of white bread, toast sliced is prefered, but what ever fits down you trousers will do.

Step 2- Run like hell, supermarkets are very protective of thier bread stocks.

Step 3- Once home place a slice of toast in your toaster, if by chance you have pawned the toaster, an electric heater will surfice, or if that too has joined the toaster in the hock shop, a cigarette lighter will work in a pinch.

Step 4- Eat said toast.

Step 5- Have a think about why you are so fuckin broke and didnt think to pinch a tin of fuckin baked beans.

[brillbilly]

i will try that daz but i will do it on sunday when i have a better chance of nicking communion waffers to go with it

[theshee]

Ive got people over for dinner at the weekend, I think I may serve them this!

[concrete]

If using a lighter.

Be careful you dont burn the toast.

[brillbilly]

dam thats a spooky face and that pigs ear in cotton wool is not for me,yuk

[Wes Gear]

that was fucking hilarious d.

[theshee]

Apr 10, 2010 7:12:46 GMT 10 concrete said:

If using a lighter.

Be careful you dont burn the toast.

I would be more worried about that woman holding said toast - she looks like she has been dead six months and dug up, look at her lips, black as coal ha!

[Wes Gear]

someone call darryl we gots us another zombie!