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Post by dlslith on Dec 12, 2009 23:15:36 GMT 10
Back when I was with my boys mom, I had my mother over for Christmas dinner. Had the turkey de-boned ready to bake, dressing in a casserole dish and was ready to impress and delight. Went to put the bird in the oven and voila, oven was broken. Panic stricken, I came up with this wonderful idea that I would microwave the fucking thing and all will be good. Well an hour and a half later, when the bird was done, I pulled it out. It was half the original size and had the texture of an Indian rubber ball. Couldn't cut it with a chain saw. But the peanut butter and jam sandwiches we had for dinner were pretty good
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Post by shatnerswig on Dec 13, 2009 12:50:16 GMT 10
nice! nuclear turke....y should cooked it 1/2 the time then hit the skin with a blowtorch to crispy it up a little lol ....microwaves suck for cooking real food!cook with fire!
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Post by Wes Gear on Dec 13, 2009 13:09:08 GMT 10
oh man i went to a friend's house one year for thanksgiving and his mom nuked her turkey. nasty shit unless you like turkey jerky.
best xmas meal was at the same friend's house but he was married and had his own place. his wife had ordered a cajun deep fried turkey from a local restaurant. best turkey i've ever had in my life.
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Post by dlslith on Dec 13, 2009 22:55:11 GMT 10
Deep fried turkey has really gathered a following the last few years. I've had it once and it was amazing
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Post by Wes Gear on Dec 15, 2009 0:13:57 GMT 10
back when i was a private investigator i had surveillance up on this target who was supposed to be in a wheelchair because of nerve damage to his back. he was trying to deep fry a turkey and ended up setting his whole yard on fire and i got him on tape trying to stomp it out like an idiot. i heard later that when the tape was played in court even the judge laughed.
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Post by dlslith on Dec 15, 2009 1:06:30 GMT 10
That is hilarious. Reminds me of the day years ago when I was walking past a liquor store and there was a bum sitting in a wheelchair outside the store begging for money. He had a Vietnam vet baseball hat on. I had seen him there before and even dropped a buck or two into his cup. All of a sudden the wind picks up, his hat blows off, and this fucker stands up and goes to get it. WTF! Kind of like Eddie Murphy in Trading Places
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