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Aardvaaks Massive Member Bald little fella. Posts: 1,587	Festive Joke Dec 6, 2013 9:27:21 GMT 10 Wes Gear likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Aardvaaks on Dec 6, 2013 9:27:21 GMT 10 One snowman turns to another, is that carrots I smell?
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Festive Joke Apr 18, 2014 7:14:02 GMT 10 Rareclan likes this

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Post by evilhomer on Apr 18, 2014 7:14:02 GMT 10

So, Easter commemorates when Jesus hid eggs for the disciples to find, and then he turned all the rabbits into chocolate, right?

Arguing with a Christian is like playing chess with a pigeon...
You could be the greatest player in the world, but the pigeon will still knock over all the pieces, crap on the board and strut around triumphantly.

I don't understand Christians...
They say that gambling is wrong, then bet their entire life on there being a heaven.

I used to have an invisible friend...
Then I stopped going to church

Also If we're all God's children, then what's so special about Jesus?

Sorry to people who don't like their beliefs being laughed at you just shouldn't have such funny beliefs.

Thank you God bless LOL!

"Philosophers have hitherto only interpreted the world in various ways; the point is to change it." -Karl Marx

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Post by Aardvaaks on Dec 6, 2013 9:27:21 GMT 10

Post by evilhomer on Apr 18, 2014 7:14:02 GMT 10

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