Post by maddmaxx on Dec 26, 2011 18:16:13 GMT 10
"A Gun for Christmas"
Families lock their doors in fear that criminals might get them
But this Christmas rest assured that I will have my own protection.
I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
If burgers touch my property they won't leave here with out a limp
Packing heat this Christmas I'll shoot it off on New Year's Eve,
cuz bullets go in outer space when pointed up I believe
A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud
it says that I will not take all of this bullshit lying down
I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
I'll only tell you once "Stay the fuck away from my shit"
I will use my new weapon in self-defense and sport
and to keep the carolers off my god damn porch
and preventing Yuletide homicide's this year
I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa Clause
Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because
I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
I'll only tell you once "Stay the fuck away from my shit"
Christmas needs security , security is weapons.
Vigilante action teaching criminals their lessons
It's the greatest gift we have taking out our rivals
Thank you Santa, thank you God
for guaranteeing my survival
A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud
it says that I will not take all of this bullshit lying down
I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
I'll only tell you once "Stay the fuck away from my shit"
I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa Clause
Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because
I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
I'll only tell you once "Stay the fuck away from my crap
or I'll bust a cap in your ass!!!"
Mom Says, "Put on your Christmas best."
Grandpa's coming down this year and it might be his last.
Why Mom? You say that every time.
It seem that he's been dying ever since I was nine.
I don't mean no disrespect because he's old and mean.
But how come we invite him when he always makes a scene?
Tell me
Why Does, he hit me with his cane?
And why should I get him a gift if he doesn't know my name?
How come, he always calls me "Kate"
and forgets his dentures on his dinner plate?
This could be Grandpa's last Christmas
That's what Mother said.
This could be Grandpa's last Christmas
And soon he might be dead, so be nice.
What can I say to someone 300 years old?
When he seems so content staring at the jello mold.
Please Mom, let me go out and play
or soon I will go deaf like him from hearing him complain.
I know, his life's been long and hard
but he deserves some quiet and peace in a nice graveyard
Grandpa, I love you just the same
But I know that you won't be happy until you drive us all insane
This could be Grandpa's last Christmas
That's what Mother said.
This could be Grandpa's last Christmas
And soon he might be dead, so be nice.
be nice...to Grandpa...cuz he's old....and he smells,
and he's gonna die soon...be nice to Grandpa
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Thanx for nothing.
You shouldn't have, Oh- you didn't.
You're so generous. Thanks for nothing.
Never mind all the stuff I bought for you
It was my pleasure, getting nothing back.
Come next year I'm getting you what you got me
Fucking Nothing. See how you like it
I don't have much money but I got you something nice.
I maxed out my cards, didn't care about the price...
To show I care this time of year-
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Thanx for nothing.
So I'm a sap, under the Christmas tree.
Trying to find the gifts I thought you got for me.
But there was nothing there- what a shock.
just the torn up wrappings from all the gifts I bought.
Thanx for all the effort to brighten up my Christmas
Thank you for the knife that you stabbed me in the back with.
What a blessing. You're really something.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Thanx for nothing.
I've been so selfless, choosing gifts so thoughtfully
Sweating in a crowed mall and you don't get shit for me.
You selfish asshole. I hope you die.
Choking on your putrid pile of presents 6 feet high
Thanx for making Christmas such a disappointment
Thanx for making sharing seem so fucking pointless
What a pal. I'll tell you one thing-
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Thanx for nothing.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Thanx for nothing.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
FUCK YO
Haji was a punk just like any other boy - And he never had no trouble until he started up his Oi band, - safe in the garage or singing in the tub. - Till Haji went to far and he plugged in at the pub - Twas a cold Christmas eve when Trevor and the skins - popped in for a pint and to nick a back of crisps - Trevor liked the music but not the Unity - So he unwound Haji's turban and knocked him to his knees - If god came down on Christmas Day - I know exactly what he'd say - He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins- - but Oi to the world and everybody wins!" - Haji was a bloody mess, he ran out thru the crowd - he said "we'll meet again we are bloody but not unbowed" - Trevor called his bluff and told him where to meet - Christmas day on the roof down 20 Oxford street - If god came down on Christmas Day - I know exactly what he'd say - He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins- - but Oi to the world and everybody wins!" - On the roof with the nun chucks Trevor broke a lot of bones - But Haji had a sword like that guy in Indiana Jones - Police sirens wailing, a bloody dying man, - Haji was alone and abandoned his band - Trevor was there fading and still so full of hate - when the skins left him there and went down the fire escape - But then Haji saw the north star shining more then ever - So he made a tourniquet from his turban saving Trevor - the repelled down the roof with the rest of the turban - and went back to the pub where they bought each other bourbon - If god came down on Christmas Day - I know exactly what he'd say - He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins- - but Oi to the world and everybody wins!"