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Oct 31, 2009 19:04:13 GMT 10
Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2009 19:04:13 GMT 10
I would just like to propose the idea that Beer is the greatest human invention of all time.
It allows the user to see the world in a much more happy way.
It allows fat chicks to get laid.
It allows ugly chicks to get laid.
It makes you feel better when you are sad.
It allows you to think of yourself as cool while you are laying in a gutter.
When I think about it there are not many situations that large amounts of beer cannot improve.
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Oct 31, 2009 21:41:57 GMT 10
Post by dlslith on Oct 31, 2009 21:41:57 GMT 10
Here! Here!
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Nov 2, 2009 7:44:23 GMT 10
Post by shatnerswig on Nov 2, 2009 7:44:23 GMT 10
If you think beer is good try vodka that is the 100 mile an hour tape of the alcohol world
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Nov 2, 2009 13:35:11 GMT 10
Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2009 13:35:11 GMT 10
No wigman, spirits dont agree with me, I tend to end up incoherant in gutters........well I do with beer too, but it takes longer.
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Nov 4, 2009 9:10:32 GMT 10
Post by shatnerswig on Nov 4, 2009 9:10:32 GMT 10
so...... just put some orange cones around you before you pass out. problem solved .
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Nov 5, 2009 20:36:16 GMT 10
Post by dlslith on Nov 5, 2009 20:36:16 GMT 10
so...... just put some orange cones around you before you pass out. problem solved . That is funny.  |
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Nov 5, 2009 23:08:47 GMT 10
Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2009 23:08:47 GMT 10
so...... just put some orange cones around you before you pass out. problem solved . I tell you what thats not a bad idea. I went to a club when I was about 18, was drinking bourbon and coke. Well after a while I decided that coke was fattening and switched to straight bourbon. About 3 hours later, I rolled down the stairs, literally rolled, the bouncers decided to use my momentum and rolled me out the door into the gutter. Where I lay in a pool of my own vomit for 4 hours. A couple of traffic cones would have been handy that night |
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Nov 6, 2009 11:03:35 GMT 10
Post by shatnerswig on Nov 6, 2009 11:03:35 GMT 10
so...... just put some orange cones around you before you pass out. problem solved . I tell you what thats not a bad idea. I went to a club when I was about 18, was drinking bourbon and coke. Well after a while I decided that coke was fattening and switched to straight bourbon. About 3 hours later, I rolled down the stairs, literally rolled, the bouncers decided to use my momentum and rolled me out the door into the gutter. Where I lay in a pool of my own vomit for 4 hours. A couple of traffic cones would have been handy that night awsome!!! |
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Nov 6, 2009 11:05:48 GMT 10
Post by shatnerswig on Nov 6, 2009 11:05:48 GMT 10
I tell you what thats not a bad idea. I went to a club when I was about 18, was drinking bourbon and coke. Well after a while I decided that coke was fattening and switched to straight bourbon. About 3 hours later, I rolled down the stairs, literally rolled, the bouncers decided to use my momentum and rolled me out the door into the gutter. Where I lay in a pool of my own vomit for 4 hours. A couple of traffic cones would have been handy that night awsome!!! I never ended up in the gutter but I did projectile vomit off a 30 foot balcony onto a police cruiser once! aahhhh memories..... |
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Nov 6, 2009 23:02:10 GMT 10
Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2009 23:02:10 GMT 10
I never ended up in the gutter but I did projectile vomit off a 30 foot balcony onto a police cruiser once! aahhhh memories..... I hope you shouted INCOMMINGGG first. I had a mate who hailed a cab, opened the door and asked the driver if he had room for a case of beer and a pizza. When the driver said he did, he hurled all over the back seat. |
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