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Post by Rareclan on Oct 19, 2011 12:28:52 GMT 10
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were In a Divorce Court,
The Judge turns to Mickey and says,
I can't give you a Divorce on the grounds that Minnie has Protruding Teeth !
Mickey says,
I did not say that...............! !
I said She was Fucking Goofy ! ! !
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Post by Wes Gear on Oct 19, 2011 17:40:38 GMT 10
Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying, "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
Q: Why does Snow White always treat each of the Seven Dwarfs equally? A: Because she's the fairest of them all.
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her legs wide "Here," she said, "You must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?" "Just checking for bees" said Tarzan.
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Post by theshee on Oct 20, 2011 6:30:38 GMT 10
;D ;D ;D pmsl creased here ;D
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