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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2011 19:33:08 GMT 10
Little Johnny was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc.
But Little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
'My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him.'
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took Little Johnny aside to ask him if that was really true. 'No' said Little Johnny, 'He plays rugby for Australia , but I was just too embarrassed to say
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Post by Wes Gear on Sept 15, 2011 20:15:48 GMT 10
;D
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Post by brillbilly on Sept 16, 2011 4:25:13 GMT 10
;D lmao ;D
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Post by Naught on Sept 16, 2011 10:22:46 GMT 10
haha
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Post by slith on Sept 20, 2011 9:19:19 GMT 10
lol. That cuts to the quick. Very quickly. Our boys did okay, Beat Tonga but lost to France. Held tough for the first bit. Had they played on skates, France would have been fooked
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Post by Deleted on Oct 11, 2011 14:30:32 GMT 10
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Hodiaki a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775', he said.
'Very good!'
Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'
Again, no response except from Little Hodiaki, 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'.
'Excellent!', said the teacher continuing, 'let's try one a bit more difficult...'
Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?'
Once again, Hodiaki's was the only hand in the air and he said:
'John F. Kennedy, 1961'.
The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Hodiaki isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do.'
She heard a loud whisper: 'F . . k the Japs,'
'Who said that? I want to know right now!' she angrily demanded.
Little Hodiaki put his hand up, 'General MacArthur, 1945.'
At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'
The teacher glared around and asks, 'All right! Now who said that!?'
Again, Little Hodiaki said, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'
Now furious, another student yelled, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'
Little Hodiaki jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouted to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'
Little Hodiaki frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the child witness testifying against him, 2004.'
The teacher fainted.
As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, We're screwed!'
Little Hodiaki said quietly, 'The Australian Rugby Team, 2011..'
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Post by Rareclan on Oct 11, 2011 14:59:39 GMT 10
Later that day at the bored of Governors meeting,
The question was asked, what shall we do about American History ?
Mr Hodiaki Harboured resentment but agreed to a new time frame concerning their Pearls of wisdom.
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Post by brillbilly on Oct 17, 2011 0:43:35 GMT 10
lol and lol
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