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Post by brillbilly on Sept 8, 2011 5:15:01 GMT 10
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!" ;DThree guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!" This is AMAZING!!! Until now I never fully understood how to tell the difference between male and female birds. I always thought it had to be determined surgically. Until Now. Which of the two birds is a female??? Below are two birds. Study them closely... See if you can spot which of the two is the female. It can be done. Even by one with limited bird watching skills.
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Post by slith on Sept 8, 2011 9:06:37 GMT 10
lmfao. ahahahaha!
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Post by theshee on Sept 11, 2011 18:40:13 GMT 10
PMSL ;D ;D ;D
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