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Post by brillbilly on Sept 5, 2011 9:47:00 GMT 10
There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
;DAs an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2011 18:40:21 GMT 10
I have been married ten years and still regularly have sex in every room in the house.......sometimes my wife's even there.
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Post by alienbeing on Sept 5, 2011 20:31:48 GMT 10
you missed out NUMBER 5 = NO SEX
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Post by brillbilly on Sept 5, 2011 21:57:48 GMT 10
I have been married ten years and still regularly have sex in every room in the house.......sometimes my wife's even there. yeah mirror sex is big down under i hear!? lol ;D
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Post by boxfree on Sept 5, 2011 23:06:46 GMT 10
Sex is all in the head. Mostly the little one.
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Post by theshee on Sept 6, 2011 0:23:42 GMT 10
LMAO
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