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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2011 15:35:16 GMT 10
WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?"
Sally raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Sally?" Sally replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your feet."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?"
Johnny said, "Well, I walked past Mum and Dad's bedroom the other night. Mum had her legs up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God! I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, I reckon we'd have lost her."
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Post by theshee on Aug 4, 2011 18:52:50 GMT 10
;D lmao I love little johnny jokes.
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Post by concrete on Aug 6, 2011 3:18:47 GMT 10
That would be funny if god existed.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2011 11:47:13 GMT 10
You should believe in God Crete, cause he believes in you.
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Post by Rareclan on Aug 18, 2011 1:39:16 GMT 10
RE- WRITTEN FOR BIPEDAL INTERVENTIONS.......
WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO THE BIG CONSPIRACY SITE IN THE SKY FIRST?
The Penguin teaching Sunday School was indoctrinating her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to a different resonating frequency, which part of your body goes first?"
Sally raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Sally?"
Sally replied, "Because when your delusional, you hold your hands together in front of you and Gods just take your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the Penguin said.
Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your feet."
The Penguin looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?"
Johnny said, "Well, I walked past Mum and Dad's bedroom the other night. Mum had her legs up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh Gods! I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, I reckon we'd have lost her."
Anyone that takes a fence should put it back otherwise you might find flock off ! ! !
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Post by brillbilly on Aug 19, 2011 19:20:17 GMT 10
lol
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Post by Rareclan on Aug 20, 2011 13:57:40 GMT 10
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Post by Wes Gear on Aug 20, 2011 20:49:34 GMT 10
Yeah you only need one commandment.
Be excellent to every one. ;D
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Post by slith on Aug 22, 2011 17:24:38 GMT 10
Carlin was brilliant. I wish he was still around
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Post by Wes Gear on Aug 22, 2011 17:47:16 GMT 10
Carlin was brilliant. I wish he was still around :'( Yeah, me to Slith. I only have recently really discovered this great intellect. A shame he has left us.
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