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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2011 19:28:46 GMT 10
An aeroplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and left the aircraft..
The second passenger, Hone Harawira, said, "I am the leader of the Mana party in Aotearoa and I am the smartest Maori in New Zealand history, so New Zealand's people don't want me to die." He took the second parachute and jumped out of the aircraft.
The third passenger, Russell Norman, said, "I'm the leader of the NZ Greens and the nation needs my guidance and my boyfriend would miss me." So he grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped
The fourth passenger, ex-PM Jim Bolger, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. Bolger. There's a parachute left for you. NZ’s smartest Maori took my schoolbag!"
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Post by Wes Gear on Aug 1, 2011 19:54:02 GMT 10
;D
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Post by Drextin on Aug 2, 2011 13:42:59 GMT 10
It must be a southern hemisphere thing cause I didn't get it.
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Post by Wes Gear on Aug 2, 2011 13:44:56 GMT 10
NZ’s smartest Maori took my schoolbag! in stead of a parachute and jumped to his death.
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Post by slith on Aug 23, 2011 18:11:34 GMT 10
;D. Good stuff!
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