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Post by theshee on Jun 18, 2011 19:52:09 GMT 10
A VIOLENT elf is terrorising a town by stalking locals and beating them up, it emerged yesterday. The creature is said to have big ears and always wears a pointy hat. It is believed to be behind up to a dozen brutal attacks on kids and old men. The gnome has even KNOCKED people off their bikes and rained PUNCHES on them. Cops in the Argentinian town of Suncho Corral have been flooded with so many complaints they have declared a state of alarm. A 14-year-old boy was one of the first victims last month. A source said: "He crossed by a dark area at the back of a school when he was hit from behind by the creature known as The Dwarf or Shorty-Eared One. "He was finally able to get away from its clutches." A cyclist was also punched off his bike by the elf. It then barred his way and said: "You shall not pass through here" - before beating the rider unconscious. Read more: www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3645612/Town-in-terror-of-violent-elf-in-a-pointy-hat.html#ixzz1PcU2nE00
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Post by boxfree on Jun 18, 2011 22:39:20 GMT 10
Sounds more like troll to me....where's lord Farquaad when ya need him.
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Post by brillbilly on Jun 20, 2011 6:02:26 GMT 10
;D lol [You shall not pass through here] unless you got the color blue ;D
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Post by Wes Gear on Jun 20, 2011 11:37:49 GMT 10
Got to watch them elves, mean little bastards they are.
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Post by alienbeing on Jun 20, 2011 23:55:08 GMT 10
why doesnt somebody bootfuck the little bastard ;D
OLD VIDEO ;D
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Post by spliffffstar on Sept 18, 2011 7:27:07 GMT 10
why doesnt somebody bootfuck the little bastard ;D OLD VIDEO ;D Lol, the guy at the end screams just like girl. Man that little thing looked freaky. I first thought it was just someone waving a garden gnome, but when it walked out onto the street.....man that's freaky looking.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2011 7:38:24 GMT 10
When I was a kid I used to have terrifing dreams of evil little trolls hiding behind my bedroom door.......well I think they were dreams, I did always wake up with a sore ass afterwards.........I think I may need therapy.
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