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Post by Wes Gear on Dec 6, 2010 23:42:18 GMT 10
HypnoOwl
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Post by brillbilly on Dec 7, 2010 6:12:10 GMT 10
;D what the hell? dam those eyes
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Post by Rareclan on Dec 7, 2010 18:42:03 GMT 10
sickipedia.org/search/1/?q=owlsIn the year 2009 the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in England and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with a few good humans." He gave Noah the CAD drawings, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights." Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard-but no Ark. "Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark ?" "Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed. I needed Building Regulations Approval and I've been arguing with the Fire Brigade about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbours claim that I should have obtained planning permission for building the Ark in my garden because it is development of the site, even though in my view it is a temporary structure. We had to then go to appeal to the Secretary of State for a decision. Then the Department of Transport demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions to clear the passage for the Ark 's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it. Getting the wood was another problem. All the decent trees have Tree Preservation Orders on them and we live in a Site of Special Scientific Interest set up in order to protect the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go! When I started gathering the animals, the RSPCA sued me. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space. Then the County Council, the Environment Agency and the Rivers Authority ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood. I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Equal Opportunities Commission on how many disabled carpenter's I'm supposed to hire for my building team. The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only accredited workers with Ark-building experience. To make matters worse, Customs and Excise seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species. So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark." Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean you're not going to destroy the world?" "No," said the Lord. "The British government beat me to it!"...
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Post by Naught on Dec 7, 2010 19:10:05 GMT 10
Yeah I am just tripping for sure. I would fucking kick demon ass anyways. Got fucking pepper sprayed today and liked it. I think I am crazy anyways. I am gonna roll with it. I think nuts suits me. As my nuts shrink my balls grow. How is that for a mind fuck?
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Post by Rareclan on Dec 7, 2010 20:12:07 GMT 10
I did not enjoy this version of the song but the images are worth watching, some REAL ! ! ! and some art.
TOO MANY VERSIONS TO POST WHEN LISTENING TO THE SAME TRACK OVER AGAIN BUT I DID ENJOY THE UFO's ! ! !
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Post by concrete on Dec 7, 2010 22:38:08 GMT 10
Alls you need to know RC.
Klaatu were the original. Fucking wierd albums. Still have 347 EST on LP.
Oh yah. They were Canadian.
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Post by concrete on Dec 7, 2010 22:45:00 GMT 10
Yeah I am just tripping for sure. I would fucking kick demon ass anyways. Got fucking pepper sprayed today and liked it. I think I am crazy anyways. I am gonna roll with it. I think nuts suits me. As my nuts shrink my balls grow. How is that for a mind fuck? I got pepper srayed once. Didn't fucking like it one bit. Made me lash out more. Thats the point of it. Helps the cops solidify a case against you. You get sprayed. You lash out. Bingo. Assult of an officer. Luckily. I had witnesses and the case was thrown out. Granted. It was a strange night and I may have been tipsy.
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Post by Rareclan on Dec 7, 2010 22:47:47 GMT 10
Alls you need to know RC. Klaatu were the original. Fucking wierd albums. Still have 347 EST on LP. Oh yah. They were Canadian. Is 347 EST worth a listen ? And Is there a better or original version of Klaatu's that I should hear as I do not believe the one I posted was It ? Or Is It on 347 EST ?
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Post by Rareclan on Dec 7, 2010 22:51:38 GMT 10
This has answered two of my questions....
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