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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2009 21:23:57 GMT 10
I didnt say it wasnt good, it was six hours in a small boat with my dad, that was the torturous part, you have to know my dad to understand.
My dad is at war with the world, hes retired now so he has plenty of spare time to wage his campaign.
He sent a nasty email to the NZ government, the next day his computor shut down, he was convinced he was being silenced. It had nothing to do with the fact he hadnt installed any anti virus software and his computor had 14 000 viruses on it.
They built a Chinese garden in Dunedin, he was planning to sneak in at night and poison the waters with an exotic snot like water virus he had got from somwhere. He had a bag full of contaminated water in the frezzer, luckily my mother threw it away before the plot unfolded.
They have a road tax on deseil cars in NZ, the more you drive the more you pay, you have to keep log books of your odometer. To get around this and the $300 per year he was going to have to pay, he had the odometer and speedo disconected. The first two weeks he got $350 of speeding fines cause he had no idea how fast he was going.
My dear old dad saw that as a win because he didnt have to pay the tax, just the fines.
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Post by concrete on Oct 21, 2009 22:59:23 GMT 10
Fookin 'ell Darryl, your dad sounds alot like one of my uncles (my godfather). Please tell me he's got a CB and HAM set up.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2009 23:04:11 GMT 10
Fookin 'ell Darryl, your dad sounds alot like one of my uncles (my godfather). Please tell me he's got a CB and HAM set up. Of course he has
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Post by concrete on Oct 21, 2009 23:10:21 GMT 10
Fookin 'ell Darryl, your dad sounds alot like one of my uncles (my godfather). Please tell me he's got a CB and HAM set up. Of course he has Shit. I never want to meet you. They always say if you see your double (and you're not a twin) you'll drop dead! Granted, I don't know who they are. Could be a bunch of nutters on an internet forum.
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