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Post by theshee on Aug 31, 2011 20:16:50 GMT 10
A small boy has a school home work question to answer, so he asks his father: "Dad, what's the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'?"
His dad thinks and then says, "Right-o son, go and ask your mother if she'd sleep with David Beckham for a million quid." The boy toddles off and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she said she would! She would sleep with David Beckham for a million pounds."
"OK son," says his dad. "Now go and ask your sister the same question." The boy toddles off, and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she said she would too"!
So then his dad says: "Right, son, now go and ask your brother if he'd sleep with David Beckham for a million pounds. "The son comes back excitedly saying "Dad! Dad! He said he would too!"
"Well there you have it, son," said his dad.
"Theoretically we could be sitting on three million quid. Realistically we're living with two tarts and a shirt lifter."
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Post by boxfree on Aug 31, 2011 21:40:21 GMT 10
lol Best way to leave an impression is to make em work for it I suppose. Would Beckem take the deal is the unknown...or maybe it is.
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Post by Drextin on Sept 1, 2011 4:28:40 GMT 10
Make it a 3sum with Victoria and I'd do it for 5 bucks.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2011 13:56:09 GMT 10
Oh that was good.
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Post by slith on Sept 2, 2011 11:47:27 GMT 10
Now that's classic.
I one you up you Drex. $4 and.............. well I dunno. I got nuthin, just wanted to one ya up. And yes, I'm pathetic. I'm French Canadian, what the hell does anyone expect from us fookers. It's ingrained in me
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Post by brillbilly on Sept 5, 2011 9:43:36 GMT 10
lol
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