A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and gotmany splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care...they turned you down.?
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brillbilly: A wise man once said something and put it in fortune cookie lol
Oct 12, 2022 2:07:14 GMT 10
harfareef: How is it the CDC cannot publish accurate data for influenza in under 2 years. According to their webpage. So, how in the fuck did the WHO give the world realtime accurate data for Çovid, for 8 billion, daily. When the CDC cannot do this for 400mil
Oct 19, 2022 9:20:37 GMT 10
brillbilly: @ harfareef....Hi..i would call ...fudged DATA to help implement Agenda's if ya ask me!
Oct 20, 2022 0:15:28 GMT 10
ratrodrob: Was "Math" invented or discovered...........?
Nov 25, 2022 15:33:44 GMT 10
brillbilly: lol...well someone had to cut up all the woolly mammoths in to equal portions!
Nov 26, 2022 21:55:59 GMT 10
ratrodrob: Power Station attacks in the USA
Dec 9, 2022 17:40:12 GMT 10
ratrodrob: Merry fcking Xmas all, oh sorry i meant, happy holidays
Dec 24, 2022 13:35:12 GMT 10
brillbilly: Spring soon, yippy lol...party hard!
Dec 25, 2022 3:29:49 GMT 10
brillbilly: I keep eating all my popcorn waiting,we're adults we can take what ever mel gives
Jun 28, 2023 3:29:24 GMT 10
ratrodrob: WTF is with this missing F-35.............?
Sept 23, 2023 18:01:52 GMT 10
brillbilly: I think the missing F-35 is on ebay lol
Oct 27, 2023 20:55:51 GMT 10
ratrodrob: Just wondering bout that speeding car, crash, explosion,at US Canada Border.....just like Michael Hastings speeding car, crash, explosion.........Both vehicles were Mercedes and i believe are hackable and driven remotely.
Nov 23, 2023 14:38:54 GMT 10
brillbilly: Just like Princess Diana's Merc then!
Nov 27, 2023 3:49:07 GMT 10
ratrodrob: Ya BB and Anne Hesche (spelling)
Nov 27, 2023 19:57:20 GMT 10