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Post by stone071 on Jul 26, 2014 0:54:36 GMT 10
A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and gotmany splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care...they turned you down.?
GOD BLESS AMERICA
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"In God we Trust"
“You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves.”
Abraham Lincoln
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Post by brillbilly on Jul 29, 2014 0:38:09 GMT 10
 love it!
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Post by ratrodrob on Jan 8, 2017 15:15:43 GMT 10
A bloke comes home with a duck under his arm and says "this is the pig ive been rooting
his wife says "that's not a pig its a duck"
He says "I was talking to the duck"
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Post by brillbilly on Jan 9, 2017 7:45:10 GMT 10
lol 
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