THE first rule in football - no matter the code - is when kicking into the wind keep it low. The second rule in football - no matter the code - is when kicking into a hurricane, refer to rule one. And both rules apply no matter how far you kick the ball.
In a recent friendly match against Ukrania's Dynamo Kiev, Israel's Maccabi Haifa goalie Assaf Mendes attempted a clearance kick and managed to roost the ball about 50m. Problem was the ball went 25m forward - and 25m back, resulting in a hilarious own goal.
The wind was so strong both teams agreed to play 60 minutes instead of the full 90, but even then Dynamo Kiev managed to get four other shots past Mendes for a 5-0 victory.
brillbilly: A wise man once said something and put it in fortune cookie lol
Oct 12, 2022 2:07:14 GMT 10
harfareef: How is it the CDC cannot publish accurate data for influenza in under 2 years. According to their webpage. So, how in the fuck did the WHO give the world realtime accurate data for Çovid, for 8 billion, daily. When the CDC cannot do this for 400mil
Oct 19, 2022 9:20:37 GMT 10
brillbilly: @ harfareef....Hi..i would call ...fudged DATA to help implement Agenda's if ya ask me!
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ratrodrob: Was "Math" invented or discovered...........?
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brillbilly: lol...well someone had to cut up all the woolly mammoths in to equal portions!
Nov 26, 2022 21:55:59 GMT 10
ratrodrob: Power Station attacks in the USA
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ratrodrob: Merry fcking Xmas all, oh sorry i meant, happy holidays
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brillbilly: Spring soon, yippy lol...party hard!
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brillbilly: I keep eating all my popcorn waiting,we're adults we can take what ever mel gives
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ratrodrob: WTF is with this missing F-35.............?
Sept 23, 2023 18:01:52 GMT 10
brillbilly: I think the missing F-35 is on ebay lol
Oct 27, 2023 20:55:51 GMT 10
ratrodrob: Just wondering bout that speeding car, crash, explosion,at US Canada Border.....just like Michael Hastings speeding car, crash, explosion.........Both vehicles were Mercedes and i believe are hackable and driven remotely.
Nov 23, 2023 14:38:54 GMT 10
brillbilly: Just like Princess Diana's Merc then!
Nov 27, 2023 3:49:07 GMT 10
ratrodrob: Ya BB and Anne Hesche (spelling)
Nov 27, 2023 19:57:20 GMT 10