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Post by theshee on Nov 17, 2011 3:43:41 GMT 10
College lecture An Yanshi has collected five tons of panda excrement to create a new type of tea. He believes the rich fertiliser will give rise to a unique aroma that will make his brew a connoisseurs' favourite, which he will be able to sell for up to £50,000 per kilo. 'Pandas have a very poor digestive system and only absorb about 30 per cent of everything they eat. That means their excrement is rich in fibres and nutrients,' Yanshi explained. 'It has a mature, nutty taste and a very distinctive aroma while it's brewing.' Yanshi, who collects the poo by the lorryload from the Giant Panda breeding centre in Chengdu, Sichuan province, southern China, aims to secure the Guinness World Record once his first batch of the expensive blend is ready for sale. The world's most expensive coffee is made from beans eaten, partly digested, then expelled by the Indonesian civet cat. Kopi luwak, or Civet coffee, sells for up to £100 per pound. www.metro.co.uk/weird/881457-i-plan-to-make-the-worlds-most-expensive-tea-out-of-panda-poo#ixzz1dtKCUqljIs there anything these people wont eat or drink!
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Post by Naught on Nov 17, 2011 3:56:37 GMT 10
what a shitty cup of tea!
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Post by alienbeing on Nov 17, 2011 8:56:39 GMT 10
then you need a bamboo stick. to pick the shit out of your teeth ;D
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Post by Wes Gear on Nov 17, 2011 14:52:05 GMT 10
No thanks. 
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2011 15:07:22 GMT 10
So my idea for "Dog shit Quiche" dosnt seem so silly now does it.
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Post by Wes Gear on Nov 18, 2011 16:13:44 GMT 10
So my idea for "Dog shit Quiche" dosnt seem so silly now does it. Suppose it depends on how well the Dog digests its food. 
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2011 18:15:48 GMT 10
Theres bits of corn still in it.
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Post by Wes Gear on Nov 18, 2011 18:29:22 GMT 10
Theres bits of corn still in it. There always is.  Why do we even eat corn? ;D
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Post by slith on Nov 20, 2011 10:47:54 GMT 10
Um, where does the tea bag come from?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2011 17:09:59 GMT 10
Panda scrotum?
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