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Limericks Dec 20, 2013 9:19:23 GMT 10 hairball likes this

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Post by brillbilly on Dec 20, 2013 9:19:23 GMT 10

Dec 20, 2013 8:25:54 GMT 10 hairball said:

I know I said I'd be around
And posting stuff I found
But like a tit
I posted shit
Which wasn't at all sound

But now I hope to say
That I'm now here to stay
Really my bad
It ain't a fad
That I really want to play

hairball Member Posts: 113	Limericks Nov 5, 2014 8:10:04 GMT 10 Wes Gear likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by hairball on Nov 5, 2014 8:10:04 GMT 10 Fuck it's been a while Since I made y'all smile No more gaff It's time to laugh And spread those lips across y' dail

Wes Gear Administrator Site Owner Posts: 9,484	Limericks Nov 6, 2014 14:24:08 GMT 10 hairball likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wes Gear on Nov 6, 2014 14:24:08 GMT 10 Nov 5, 2014 8:10:04 GMT 10 hairball said: Fuck it's been a while Since I made y'all smile No more gaff It's time to laugh And spread those lips across y' dail
	We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

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Limericks Nov 7, 2014 9:40:09 GMT 10 Rareclan likes this

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Post by hairball on Nov 7, 2014 9:40:09 GMT 10

Some people think that I'm thrifty
Others just think that I'm shifty
But four weeks ago
I said "fuck, oh no"
I've only just gone and turned fifty

;-)

Now for some it'd break their heart
They'd maybe even fall apart
But me? I'm crass
At fifty I have gas
And just let out a rip roaring fart

hairball Member Posts: 113	Limericks Dec 11, 2014 8:15:04 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by hairball on Dec 11, 2014 8:15:04 GMT 10 A thread by definition is hot Whether you have participated .... or not come on my bad Take time and add Or my thread will soon be forgot
	Last Edit: Dec 11, 2014 20:08:10 GMT 10 by hairball

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Limericks Feb 24, 2015 6:48:48 GMT 10 Wes Gear likes this

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Post by hairball on Feb 24, 2015 6:48:48 GMT 10

Mr Brill has made it plain to see
That it's really as easy as ABC
If you must surmount
Just delete your account
From FaceBook if you want to BE

But hairball find's it hard to do that
Even though with an account he's a twat
It's hard for me
As my family can see
My kids do evil things to the cat

Last Edit: Feb 24, 2015 6:50:55 GMT 10 by hairball

hairball Member Posts: 113	Limericks Mar 6, 2015 9:19:21 GMT 10 Rareclan likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by hairball on Mar 6, 2015 9:19:21 GMT 10 hairball makes his hundredth post So you see I ain't no ghost A limerick it be For all to see Just to help keep y'all engrossed bum bum

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