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Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2010 22:00:59 GMT 10
I wanna tell you a little story. My son was 4 the other week, so my stupid nephew decided to get him two goldfish in a bowl. Now these goldfish didnt look good when we got em, so it was no great surprise when one went belly up this morning. No surprise to me that is, the little boy however was amazed at the acrobatics of a goldfish swiming belly up. So i explained to him that he was dead and we needed to give him a "burial at sea". So off to the bathroom we went, fish went in the bowl, I went to do the honors and flush him away when my son let out a scream....."no you cant flush the toilet", why i asked, "because then he cant come back when hes alive again" was his answer. So off we went to the old indian burial ground out the back........... I did try to explain that sometimes dead is better......
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Post by Wes Gear on Apr 12, 2010 22:16:08 GMT 10
oh great darryl. zombie fish. what were you thinking?
by the way i am not buying your story. you got drunk then got bored watching all those kids run around at the party and decided to see if the fish would swim in a 5th of jack. you blamed it on the nephew? you are sad. i demand an autopsy after the foul creature has been killed a second time.
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Post by concrete on Apr 12, 2010 22:59:49 GMT 10
Sleep well. Darryl. Sleep well.
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Post by brillbilly on Apr 13, 2010 2:58:56 GMT 10
;D look shee daz is a druid ,you took your kid to this place..........................hell yeah iv seen the Blair witch,your poor kid look for snot out of his nose mate to see if hes frightened ps did you not get to do the goldfish drop test? ;D
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Post by theshee on Apr 13, 2010 9:08:59 GMT 10
Bless. I hovered the kids budgie up many years ago and broke its neck, it was an accident – honest... I Sellotaped it to the perch until I could replace it next day. They don’t know yet why ‘bobbie’ lost his voice for a day.
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Post by brillbilly on Apr 13, 2010 10:04:18 GMT 10
lmao,you did what,oh now that is so dam stupid but in a strange way so dam clever as they didn suss did you pass that knowledge on through the internet coz i broke my neck but i servived yet i can recall my dad putting lots of ducktape over my nose n mouth..........lol bless him he must have read it wrong
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Post by shatnerswig on Apr 13, 2010 10:52:39 GMT 10
Bless. I hovered the kids budgie up many years ago and broke its neck, it was an accident – honest... I Sellotaped it to the perch until I could replace it next day. They don’t know yet why ‘bobbie’ lost his voice for a day. I FEEL A MONTY PYTHON SKETCH COMMING ON......
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Post by shatnerswig on Apr 13, 2010 10:56:48 GMT 10
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Post by brillbilly on Apr 13, 2010 11:44:17 GMT 10
good vid wiggly dam scary,good actors
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2010 13:33:57 GMT 10
Bless. I hovered the kids budgie up many years ago and broke its neck, it was an accident – honest... I Sellotaped it to the perch until I could replace it next day. They don’t know yet why ‘bobbie’ lost his voice for a day. Ohhhhh now that is just brilliant, should have thought of that.
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